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Who doesn’t like a good laugh? Life can get stressful at times, all we need in those depressing moments is a good laugh. Laughing is very healthy for us, and it has been proven multiple times by multiple people. Everyone likes a person who can tell a good joke.
It can be hard to be funny sometimes. Everyone’s sense of humour is different, however there are some classic funny jokes which everyone loves to laugh at. Here is the list of such 25 funny jokes which will make you laugh out loud :
Some clever word play, which will get you laughing your heart out
1. Why was the little strawberry crying? His mom was in a jam.
2. What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here. I’ll go on ahead
3. What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little hoarse
4. What did the cop say to his stomach?
Stop! I’ve got you under a vest!
5. What do you do with a sick boat?
Take it to the doc already.
6. What do baby kangaroos wear when it’s cold out?
7. What’s the most famous creature in the ocean?
8. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party ?
He had no body to go with him.
Dumb statements which actually make for very funny jokes
9. What does a grape say after it’s stepped on?
Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.
10. What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
It gets toad away.
11. Did you hear about the guy who broke both his left arm and left leg?
He’s all right now.
12. What’s the tallest building in the world?
The library, cause it has the most stories.
13. Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
14. How do trees get online?
They log in.
15. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
There’s no point.
16. What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it?
A waist of time
Some other funny jokes to make you laugh
17. If you’re ever feeling chilly, it actually helps if you go stand in the corner for a while. They’re usually around 90 degrees.
18. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on it’s own? Because it was two tired.
19. “Dad, can you write in the dark?”
“I think so. What is it you want me to write?”
“Your name on this report card.”
20. Teacher: “Why was the computer tired when it got home?”
Student: “Because it had a hard drive!”
21.Teacher: “Write a short essay on football match.”
All students were busy but one student was free..
Teacher: “Why are you not writing anything?”
Student: “Ma’am, the match cancelled due to rain..”
22. What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
23. Guy: You know, it’s at moments like these where I wish I had been listening to what my mother has always been trying to tell me.
Girl: What did she say?
Guy: I don’t know, I wasn’t listening.
24. “Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade.”
“Don’t panic, I’m coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?”
“Yea, I shaved with the electric razor.”
25. Doctor: “The pain in your leg is simply due to old age.”
Patient: “I don’t think so! My other leg is just the same age and it feels fine.”Click here for reuse options!
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